Art Critique

I see a man on a bed all bloody with a gun in his hand. I see a random picture on the wall above the bed and also a nightstand. There are mainly neutral colors but the red really pops out. There are some organic and geometrical shapes and the lines are straight and curved. It is mainly low value. This painting represents a suicide and it kind of freaks me out on the real. Why would anyone paint this?! I think the artist was trying to show us what suicide looks like and its never worth it. I would never hang this in my house because i think it would scare off all my friends and everybody!

MELO(save the)DRAMA(for yo momma)

A melodrama is a drama that consists of exaggerated emotions and stereotypical characters. It is very unrealistic events. Some situations that are normally found in melodramas are soap operas. (Chandler Thompson)

SPRING BREAK 2K11 OBKY ya hurrrrr?!?!?

Over Spring Break I did not go anywhere. I did however do something every single night/day. The first night, Thursday night, I went to Bdubbs with Marisa, Meera, Kelsey, Lindsey, Dutch, Jonah, Zach O., and Jacob. We walked to Wal-mart and got kicked out because Dutch is a "racecar driver" and likes to get pushed in the carts. The next night, I went running with Emma and then me and her went to Jacob's with Harper and watched a movie. Saturday, we went to Ryan Morales's and watched the UK game there with Dutch, Josh, Ryan, Carlton, Jonah, Hadley, and Emma. Sunday Harper and I went for a 3 hour walk and then he came over. Emma and Martha come over and we decide to go tee-pee ...so we go pick up Tyler Embry and it was fun! Monday night, I had some people over for a movie night and it was a lot of fun! Tuesday afternoon, me, Emma, Ryan, Jonah, Hadley, Jacob, and Laura went to English Park and layed out by the Ohio River and we looked really cool. Wednesday night, Jacob, me, Emma, and Harper had another movie night. Thursday night I had a campout with Emma, Madison, and Hadley but it was interrupted by Jacob, Brendan, Henry, Harper, Copeland, and Beau! Friday, I hung out with my friend Jacob Libs and we went to Coldstone, then rode the Rockaplane at the carnival then we went to Wal-mart and bought a Sunkist and a red bouncy ball which we named Melvyn. Saturday afternoon Emma Mcfarland calls me and says look out your window so I do and I see a freaking Phillipino(Ryan) standing out of Emma's sunroof with a sign saying PARTY? and him yelling my name. I tell them to go away then five minutes later I see Zac, Philip, Jonah, Aaron, Austin, and Ryan all in my front yard with techincolor booty shorts with no shirts on party boying telling me to come out so I do. We go to English Park and do nothing at all. Saturday night I had a hot date with Harper and we went to Applebee's and then the carnival for a funnel cake thenwe went to his house. Yesterday I rode around with Emma again.

art critique!!!!!!!!

1st piece:
I see a very dramatic piece! I mean the man-monster is eating a baby!
 The colors are extrememly dark. His eyes make him look crazy and the red blood is what stands out for me. The piece is mostly organic and there is a lot of negative space.
The message I get from this artwork is people can be crazy!
I would definitely hang this piece up in my room or even in my foyer because it is awesome! It would creep people out and it is a conversation starter.
2nd piece:
I see a man with a funny looking turban dead in the tub with a pen and book in his hands.
There are a lot of lighter values in this piece and it has a lot of organic shapes and straight amd curvy lines.
The message I get is that no matter what you are doing you can die wherever!
I would not hang this piece up in  my house because it's not that gory or dramatic so its not my style.
I think the first piece is Romanticism because it is a lot more dramtic and has a ton of emotion in it. It makes you think more and the style is more Middle East. The seond piece is Neoclassicism because this face is a lot more calmer and the colors are bright but not vibrant. The style is a lot more Roman too.

Neoclassicism vs. Romanticism

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My Dome!

My percentages were 57% Left Brain and 43% Right Brain.

Why did Wolfy die?

We would all like to believe that Salieri was the one who killed Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. That would be a much more interesting story for everyone! However, the facts show that he died of a disease known as rheumatic fever which is an acute disease occurring during recovery from infection with a strain of streptococcus bacteria. He died at 1:00 am on December 5, 1791. it is kind of upsetting to find out that he didn't get murder because that would make Salieri more cool and crazy but instead Salieri just attempted to sabotage Mozart's career throughout his life and he wasted 35 years living in Mozart's shadow which made him very bitter.